Haley Camille Hastings

Famously, many folks residing in Portland are asked if they’re “from here”. I personally hail from Monroe, a podunk town roughly 40 miles north of Seattle and 100 miles south of Canada.

I’m paid to spend most of my time as Senior Product Support Lead for the Commerce org at Squarespace. When I’m not working, you can find me applying sunscreen, organizing, journaling, cooking, camping, and playing with my cats Pancho and Beans.

I’m also honored to have created a number of websites for businesses, organizations, friends, and family, most of which are featured here.

Portrait courtesy of @pendingloserapproval

Ask me about

Visible mending
The attention economy
Quilting
Tyler Mahan Coe
John Mulaney
SHANIA
My childhood stint in Fort Wayne, Indiana
Pasta
Endometriosis :(
TikTok culture
Pete Holmes and/or Davidson
Bubble tea
Dua Lipa’s Future Nostalgia album

Normal Gossip (aka my favorite podcast)
Thrifting
Bukowski
How the wedding industry is a scam
True Crime and/or Cults
ALIENS
Making paper
RHONY and/or RHOBH
DIY ice cream sandos
How waiting in line for brunch should be illegal
No wait brunch spots in Portland
My favorite webapps
Becoming debt free